Thursday, February 4, 2010

Collon All Chocolate Lovers

We’ve just discovered another one of the best/worst product names ever…

“Collons.”

Yes – technically there’s an extra “L”, but it’s so close, can you picture asking your friends “hey – can I interest you in a handful of collons?” without giggling?

Me neither.

And it gets better.

You see, “collons” just so happen to be little cookie tubes, filled with chocolaty cream…

Now – take the awkward sounding name and combine it with the oh-so-appropriate imagery of what “collons / colons” are and you’ll see why we like them.

And yeah, they taste good.

So the next time you visit your proctologist, why not make their day by bringing them a box of tasty “collons”?

1 comment:

  1. god, i'm soooo imature but this is pure GEEEEENNNIIIIUUUUSSSS!!!

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